The Cosby Show (TV Series)

Physician of the Year (1985)

Malcolm-Jamal Warner: Theo Huxtable

Quotes 

• Theo : Dad, Denise is hogging the bathroom!

  Cliff : Well, use the one downstairs.

  Theo : The small one? That's for guests!

  Cliff : Well, pretend you don't live here!

• Theo : Dad, it's not fair!

  Cliff : What do you mean, it's not fair? There's two men living in a house with 4 women. We're lucky we have a gas station around the corner!

• [Theo comes out with a huge amount of shaving cream on his face] 

  Cliff : [chortling]  Just promise me you won't lose the razor in there.

  Theo : I put on too much, didn't I?

  Cliff : Oh, no. Sometimes I use three to four cans myself.