- Rudy: Vanessa said that there are germs, what kind do I have?
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Oh, yeah... What you have are the 'Tripp-tah-mel-perm-a-seps'
- Rudy: 'Tripp-tah-mel-perm-a-seps?'
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Yes, the "Tripps" as the like to call themselves... They like to hang out at sinks and drinking fountains and they say,
- [imitating Jeremey the No-Where Man from "The Yellow Submarine"]
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Where's the party? I LOOVE to party! I just love to get inside of the young body and just... mmm, hmm, mmm... Party!
- Rudy: Why me?
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: [normal voice] Well, they choose you because you're young and you're cute... and, they get inside your body and they say...
- [does a jig and resumes talking like Jeremy]
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Hmmm... This is lovey place to party.
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: [normal voice; quickens jig] And they start movin' around all fast you know...
- [back to Jeremy voice]
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Oooh, this is hot par-tay!
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: [normal voice] And jump into the court bussels and they did the boogey down like...
- [Jeremey voice as the sitcom audience laughs]
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: Party, Party, Party, Party!
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable: [to Rudy's teddy bear, Bobo] Bobo, I want you to stay warm, drink plenty of liquids and no salmon fishing for at least a week!