- [Yelling at some snowball-throwing kids]
- Cliff: This is Dr. Huxtable. I delivered some of you. I'm a parent and a taxpayer. And I am probably the only adult who will sue little children.
- Clair Huxtable: [deleted scene] Cliff, please? We could read Macbeth, we could snuggle up under the covers and read Macbeth and it could take all night.
- Cliff: And Ahmad won't be there?
- [Claire cracks up at the reference to her then real life husband]