The Cosby Show (TV Series)

Truth or Consequences (1989)

Bill Cosby: Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable

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• Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : [Cliff is demonstrating the couple's positions in the car with two apples. He touches the fruits together]  Were you this close in the car?

  Jeremy : Yes.

  Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : Were you...?

  [He balances one apple on the other, indicating "lovemaking"] 

  Jeremy : Oh, no no, sir!

  [He separates the apples and places them as far away from each other as possible] 

• Vanessa Huxtable : Why are you doing this to me? I can make my own choices. It's my life!

  Clair Huxtable : Vanessa, if I were you, I'd take myself up those stairs while I still have a life.

  [audience laughing; Vanessa gets ready to walk upstairs] 

  Vanessa Huxtable : Come on, Dad. Please! You can't call Jeremy.

  Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable : I've got to do it, Dear because it's my life.