- Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: If you must know Woody and I have been doing this bizarre mating dance the past three years.
- Dr. Mahesh "Bug" Vijayaraghavensatanaryanamurthy: I'm sorry, did I say I must know?
- Devan Maguire: [looks at Governor's Ball invitation] Uh, Woody? This Governor's Ball?
- Det. Woody Hoyt: It's done, I'm over it, it's finished.
- Devan Maguire: It's next week.
- [Woody grabs the invitation and looks at it]
- Devan Maguire: Biggest night of your life...
- Det. Woody Hoyt: Unbelievable.
- Devan Maguire: [Woody hands Devan his tux jacket and starts loosening his tie] What are you doing?
- Det. Woody Hoyt: What does it look like?
- Devan Maguire: Chippendale's
- Det. Woody Hoyt: [Sarcastic laughter] Hahahahaha.
- [takes off dress shirt revealing wife beater]
- Det. Woody Hoyt: In your dreams.
- Devan Maguire: Hahahahaha.
- [sarcastic laughter]
- Devan Maguire: Nightmares.