Quotes
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Dr. Greely : They found him brawling with a pimp. It seems the fellow was standing on the corner offering to find people dates.
Dr. Claire Allen : The pimp?
Dr. Greely : The patient, the pimp took umbrage.
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Dr. Claire Allen : Name?
Trevor Hale : Cupid.
Dr. Claire Allen : I've got all night.
Trevor Hale : Tremendous, it appears I'm free, too. Maybe we should hang the 'Do Not Disturb' sign.
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Dr. Claire Allen : [points to self] Doctor.
[points to Trevor]
Dr. Claire Allen : Patient. Are we clear?
Trevor Hale : Yes, indeed, it's one of my favorite games ever. I've got a hernia!
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Dr. Claire Allen : So, you said a hundred couples, correct?
Trevor Hale : Correct.
Dr. Claire Allen : How long do you think that'll take you, bow-less?
Trevor Hale : Two weeks, max.
Dr. Claire Allen : Two weeks?
[starts to write]
Trevor Hale : Yep. Eleven days. Ni-nine days. Put-put five, put five.
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Dr. Claire Allen : Olympus, tell me about it.
Trevor Hale : Non-stop, clothing optional party. Everyone's beautiful, drinking wine, chasing nymphs. An amazing place, you have no idea.
Dr. Claire Allen : I saw Boogie Nights, okay?
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Dr. Claire Allen : Neptune, details.
Trevor Hale : He gives me a team of oxen and a handful of sheep every year for my birthday.
Dr. Claire Allen : Sheep, that's interesting. Not what I meant, though.
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Dr. Claire Allen : Oh, and this man, with the Robert Redford walk, maybe he doesn't want kids and she does. Maybe he's unemployed. Maybe he lives with his mother.
Trevor Hale : So?
Dr. Claire Allen : So, that's unacceptable to most women.
Trevor Hale : Maybe he has to take care of his invalid mother, maybe he had to quit his job to conquer Sparta.
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Dr. Claire Allen : Fifteen years of training has prepared me to help these people.
Trevor Hale : And being the Roman god of love for three thousand years has prepared me for, what? A deskjob at hallmark?
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Dr. Claire Allen : 'Fame'?
Trevor Hale : Mm-hmm.
Dr. Claire Allen : You get cable on Mt. Olympus?
Trevor Hale : Omniscience, baby, look it up.
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Trevor Hale : Do you people know nothing about romance?
Dr. Claire Allen : Ah, the chair recognizes Trevor's id.
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Dr. Claire Allen : Why don't you meet me at the Clark Street 'L' stop?
Trevor Hale : Good. Listen, after that i want you to take a look at the stain on my ceiling.
Dr. Claire Allen : Trevor...
Trevor Hale : Don't get all sweaty-palmed on me, snacktime, professional curiosity. The shape. I think it's an abstract representation of innocence lost...
Dr. Claire Allen : ...or?
Trevor Hale : A duckie.