Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV Series)
The Weatherman (2004)
Jeff Garlin: Jeff Greene
Quotes
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Jeff Greene : What happened to you?
Larry David : I fell in the toilet.
Jeff Greene : How did you fall in the toilet?
Larry David : I went to go pee and the seat was up.
Jeff Greene : What does that have to do with you?
Larry David : I pee sitting down.
Jeff Greene : You pee sitting *down*?
Larry David : Yeah! Have you ever tried it?
Jeff Greene : No!
Larry David : It's more comfortable. When you get up during the night you don't have to turn the light on and wake up. And you get to read.
Jeff Greene : [incredulously] What are you reading?
Larry David : I'm reading a lot of stuff.
Jeff Greene : What stuff?
Larry David : If I pee 20 times during a day, I can get through the whole New York Times for God's sake!
Jeff Greene : 20 times?
Larry David : Yeah! Hey buddy, while you're peeing all over your shoe, I'm learning something!