Dad's Army (TV Series)

When Did You Last See Your Money? (1972)

Ian Lavender: Pte. Frank Pike

Quotes 

• Pte. Frank Pike : Why'd you wrap it up like this?

  LCpl. Jack Jones : Well that's five hundred pounds. that's a lot of money. I don't want to get knocked on the head and robbed, do I? Now I thought if I wrapped it up like that, people would think it was just half a pound of sausages.

  [Pike unwraps the bundle] 

  Pte. Frank Pike : [awkwardly]  This *is* half a pound of sausages.

  LCpl. Jack Jones : [fainting]  Aaaah.