- Michelle Stevens: Where would you like for me to sit?
- J.R. Ewing: Right there. Used to be Pam's chair. Couldn't stand her either.
- Christopher Ewing: Aren't you happy, Uncle J.R.?
- J.R. Ewing: Words can't express, boy.
- Christopher Ewing: [referring to Michelle] She's bitchin'.
- J.R. Ewing: Somethin' like that.
- Christopher Ewing: I hope she and James have a baby real soon. Then I'll be an uncle and you'll be a grandfather.
- J.R. Ewing: Oh God.