- Lee Ann De La Vega: Dallas is a great deal different than Caracas. Much more amusing.
- J.R. Ewing: And what did you find so amusing about last night?
- Lee Ann De La Vega: Just trying to tell the players without a score card, for one thing.
- J.R. Ewing: Oh, well, uh, why would you care?
- Lee Ann De La Vega: Because it's such a tangled web. I wonder if I have it straight. Uh, now let's see. The young man you sent home before the fireworks is your son by your first wife. Is that correct?
- J.R. Ewing: Yes, that's right.
- Lee Ann De La Vega: And the little blonde girl, your ex-wife, is carrying your child. And the handsome man she was with is your son by the woman you just became engaged to.
- J.R. Ewing: Well, it's, um, not really so confusing as it seems.
- Lee Ann De La Vega: Well, I suppose it gets more clear once you say it out loud.