- JR Ewing: Hell will freeze over before you work in this office.
- Cliff Barnes: Sharpen up your ice skates. It's gonna be a long winter.
- Sly: J.R., what happened to you?
- JR Ewing: Don't ask.
- Sly: Those clothes, the way you look.
- JR Ewing: Did you ever have a nightmare?
- Sly: Yeah. Sometimes.
- JR Ewing: Alright. You take the worst one you ever had, triple it and that's halfway of where I been. Now stop talking and let's get to the office. I wanna change a clothes.