- JR Ewing: You're a drunk!
- Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing: Joan of Arc would be a drunk too if she was married to you.
- Charlie Wade: I'll bet I can stay up all night!
- Jenna Wade: That's one bet you lose, because we're leaving right now!
- JR Ewing: Where are you?
- Mandy Winger: I'm coming!
- [appears in doorway, a vision of loveliness]
- JR Ewing: What are you doing?
- Mandy Winger: [eating fruit] I was *famished*.
- [J.R. chuckles as she gets on bed with him]
- Mandy Winger: I didn't get to have any dinner.
- JR Ewing: You know... you are magnificent.
- Mandy Winger: Yeah, even with pear juice dripping down my chin?
- [giggles]
- JR Ewing: [chuckles] Yes, even so. You know, there's something very strange about our relationship.
- Mandy Winger: [still chewing] The fact that you're married?
- JR Ewing: Uh-uh. You know, all my life... the chase has been the most important thing to me. I'd be infatuated with someone for a while... and when I achieved my goal, I - I couldn't wait to get away.
- Mandy Winger: J.R.!
- JR Ewing: Darling, what I'm saying is it's different with you. I want you now more than ever. I can't tell you what a wonderful feeling that is.
- Mandy Winger: I suppose that's a compliment. No matter how I try to rationalize it, you're still married.
- JR Ewing: [sighs] It won't be long before Sue Ellen is gone from Southfork for good.
- Mandy Winger: Are you sure that's the right thing for you? I feel really terrible about doing this to your marriage.
- JR Ewing: Darling, it's not your fault.
- [sighs]
- JR Ewing: I gave Sue Ellen every chance in the world... to be a good wife. But the dye is cast now. There's no going back. You and I are gonna have the kind of relationship... that you've always wanted.
- Mandy Winger: I hope so, J.R. I really do.
- [he snatches the pear away from her, and she giggles:]
- Mandy Winger: I'm hungry!
- JR Ewing: [chuckles] So am I.
- [his lips seek out hers]