- James Richard Beaumont: You know something, I think you look right at home here.
- J.R. Ewing: Don't get used to it. 'Cause when I get out I'm gonna destroy you!
- James Richard Beaumont: No threats, J.R.
- J.R. Ewing: That's no threat. Now get those release papers to the desk and get me out of here.
- James Richard Beaumont: Uh-uh. Daddy. It's PAYBACK TIME! You're in here for GOOD!
- J.R. Ewing: WHAT!
- Attendant #1: Let's go, Ewing!
- J.R. Ewing: He's got my release papers!
- James Richard Beaumont: Not anymore!
- [tears them up]
- James Richard Beaumont: [as JR is being dragged away] Enjoy your stay!