Daria (TV Series)
Esteemsters (1997)
Wendy Hoopes: Jane Lane, Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer, Quinn Morgendorffer
Quotes
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Jane : I like having low self-esteem. It makes me feel special.
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Helen : We tell you over and over again that you're wonderful and you just don't get it. What's wrong with you?
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[after Daria and Jane pass succesfully the self-esteem class, Mr. O'Neill congratulates them at the school assembly]
Mr. Timothy O'Neill : I'd like you to meet two students who have completed our self-esteem course faster than anyone ever before! Please, join me in congratulations as I present these certificates of self-esteem to...
[Mr. O'Neill reads the names from a ticket, since he fails to remember faces]
Mr. Timothy O'Neill : ...Daria Morgendorffer and Jane Lane.
[meager applause]
Jane : [shrugs] Oh, what the hell.
[Jane and Daria approach Mr. O'Neill and take their certificates. Jane steps up to podium, intending to turn the whole foolish event into a joke]
Jane : I just want to say how proud I am today. Knowing that I have self-esteem gives me even more self-esteem.
[Jane smirks at Daria, then launches into her act]
Jane : [wears sad expression] On the other hand, having all of you know that I had low self-esteem makes me feel... kind of bad... like a big failure or something...
[Daria smiles. The audience starts tittering]
Jane : I... uh... I want to go home!
[Jane pretends to burst into tears, and runs off stage. The audience bursts out laughing]
Mr. Timothy O'Neill : Daria, wait!
[Mr. O'Neill runs after Jane. Daria steps up to podium]
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Jane Lane : [about Mr. O'Neill] He doesn't know what it means, he's just memorised it.