Daria (TV Series)
It Happened One Nut (1999)
Tracy Grandstaff: Daria Morgendorffer
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Quotes
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Daria : Welcome to "It's a Nutty Nutty Nutty World." We're just nuts about nuts.
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Tiffany Blum-Deckler : [Reading from a sheet] You too... can learn... to make...
Daria : [prompting] Yes?
Tiffany Blum-Deckler : ...friends. Making... friends... is...
Daria : [taps foot impatiently] Fun? Interesting? Impossible?
Tiffany Blum-Deckler : ...important. Friends can be... very...
[clock ticks from 3:00 to 3:01]
Daria : Useful? Supportive? Purple? What?
Tiffany Blum-Deckler : You made me lose my place.
[Grunts softly in frustration]
Tiffany Blum-Deckler : Let's see... Making friends... is... important...
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Helen : "Your lack of interest in personal interaction makes you an ideal candidate for working with the dead." Daria, have you given any thought to your career plans?
Daria Morgendorffer : I guess I'll just wait around for people to kick the bucket.
Helen : I can't believe you're not more ambitious.
Daria Morgendorffer : You want me to kill people to drum up business?
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Helen : Daria, did you take a career aptitude test?
Daria : I don't remember.
Helen : So I have to call the school to get your results?
Daria : If you so choose.
Helen : Or maybe I'll just drop by in person, bring you a surprise snack for your lunch box, pop into class, and give it you myself.
Daria : Alright, alright, that's check and mate.