Daria (TV Series)

It Happened One Nut (1999)

Wendy Hoopes: Jane Lane, Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer, Quinn Morgendorffer

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• Helen : [reads over Daria's Career Aptitude Test]  A mortician?

  Daria : Hey, it wasn't my fault. Neck model was already taken.

  Helen : [reads over test]  "Your lack in interest of personal interaction makes you an ideal candidate for working with the dead."

• Helen : "Your lack of interest in personal interaction makes you an ideal candidate for working with the dead." Daria, have you given any thought to your career plans?

  Daria Morgendorffer : I guess I'll just wait around for people to kick the bucket.

  Helen : I can't believe you're not more ambitious.

  Daria Morgendorffer : You want me to kill people to drum up business?

• Helen : Daria, did you take a career aptitude test?

  Daria : I don't remember.

  Helen : So I have to call the school to get your results?

  Daria : If you so choose.

  Helen : Or maybe I'll just drop by in person, bring you a surprise snack for your lunch box, pop into class, and give it you myself.

  Daria : Alright, alright, that's check and mate.