Daria (TV Series)

Pierce Me (1998)

Tracy Grandstaff: Daria Morgendorffer

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Quotes 

• Daria : I'm not pierced anymore. It closed up.

  Jane Lane : You *didn't* take the ring out...?

  Daria : Just for the night! I couldn't stand the itching.

  Jane Lane : I've heard of fast healers, but this is ridiculous.

  Daria : Gee, maybe E.T. came in my room and touched my naval while I slept.

  Jane Lane : Boy, Daria, you have the weirdest sex dreams.

• Daria : I am not going to pierce my bellybutton. It never did anything to me.

• Trent Lane : Haven't you always wanted to get pierced?

  Daria : No. It just seems too much like getting tortured for the sake of some sub-cultures notion of beauty.

• [Daria is looking through a catalog of piercings] 

  Daria : You spelled "uvula" wrong.

  Axl(Body Piercer) : That's not uvula.

• [Daria is about to get her belly button pierced] 

  Daria : Have I mentioned that I hate pain?

  Axl(Body Piercer) : Oh, this won't hurt. It's no worse than popping a pimple.

  [Daria screams] 

  Axl(Body Piercer) : I haven't done anything yet.

  Daria : I was thinking about how much it hurts to pop a pimple.