- Daria: I'm not pierced anymore. It closed up.
- Jane Lane: You *didn't* take the ring out...?
- Daria: Just for the night! I couldn't stand the itching.
- Jane Lane: I've heard of fast healers, but this is ridiculous.
- Daria: Gee, maybe E.T. came in my room and touched my naval while I slept.
- Jane Lane: Boy, Daria, you have the weirdest sex dreams.
- Trent Lane: Haven't you always wanted to get pierced?
- Daria: No. It just seems too much like getting tortured for the sake of some sub-cultures notion of beauty.
- [Daria is looking through a catalog of piercings]
- Daria: You spelled "uvula" wrong.
- Axl(Body Piercer): That's not uvula.