The Dead Zone (TV Series)

A Very Dead Zone Christmas (2005)

Anthony Michael Hall: Johnny Smith

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Quotes 

• Johnny Smith : Worst case scenario, I'll break out the blow torch and we'll fire that sucker up from the inside out.

• Alex Sinclair : What happened to forgetting about commercialism and searching for inner peace?

  Johnny Smith : What are you, crazy? This is Christmas in America.

• Johnny Smith : I thought you hated last-minute shopping.

  Alex Sinclair : Who can resist taking down a couple of dishonest soccer moms?

• Johnny Smith : A female psychic, Santa Claus with amnesia, and the cast of Oliver! Not exactly a Norman Rockwell painting.

• Johnny Smith : [to Sara]  Why didn't I marry you? Oh, right, I was in a coma.

• Walt : [about Santa incorrectly reeling off reindeer names]  Randolph?

  Johnny Smith : Forget it. He's on a roll.

• Johnny Smith : Let's go eat this turducken thing.

• Johnny Smith : Go answer the door.

  Johnny 'JJ' Bannerman : But it didn't ring.

  [doorbell rings] 

  Johnny 'JJ' Bannerman : cool.

• Alex Sinclair : And I thought who else do you know that might be on his own this time of year?

  Johnny Smith : And you thought of me.

• Johnny Smith : Go answer the door.

  Johnny 'JJ' Bannerman : But it didn't ring.

  [doorbell rings] 

  Johnny 'JJ' Bannerman : cool.