The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
A Bird in the Head Hurts (1962)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
Quotes
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Buddy Sorrell : You know why your kid makes up these weird stories about being attacked by big birds?
Rob Petrie : Why?
Buddy Sorrell : 'Cause you live in the suburbs.
Sally Rogers : What're you talking about?
Buddy Sorrell : Well, if he lived in the city like any normal kid, he'd be attacked by a nice street gang.
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Rob Petrie : Maybe he's carrying a torch for her.
Laura Petrie : Carrying a torch? At his age?
Rob Petrie : Well, um, maybe more like a match.
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Rob Petrie : What's he doin' now?
Laura Petrie : Well, he's soaking in the bathtub. It's the only thing that'll keep him quiet.
Rob Petrie : Well, keep him soaking awhile.
Laura Petrie : Oh, I hate to. His fingers and toes are all pruny.
Rob Petrie : Honey, would you rather have him pruny or hysterical?
Laura Petrie : Pruny.