The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Dear Sally Rogers (1966)

Richard Schaal: Stevie Parsons

Quotes 

• Stevie Parsons : Are the fellas all still chasing you around?

  Sally Rogers : Well, I don't wanna say anything, but coming down on the subway, I had to change my seat five times.

  Stevie Parsons : Some guy got fresh with you?

  Sally Rogers : Yeah, finally.

• Sally Rogers : Men, I wanna tell you about an exciting new product - me!

  Stevie Parsons : That's, uh... that's-that's not a new product.

  Sally Rogers : Yeah, that's why I'm trying to get it off the shelf.

• Sally Rogers : Fellas, if you're dull, uninteresting, unattractive, chances are we've already met; but, if you're of voting age - better make that twice voting age...

  Stevie Parsons : Yes.

  Sally Rogers : ...and if you still haven't found the ideal girl, why don't you give up and try me? Just sit down and write yourself a marriage proposal and send it to S.O.S. - that's me, Sweet Old Sal - care of this program. All proposals will be judged impartially by one - me.