- Rob Petrie: [to Sam] Look, I want to go on that honeymoon with Laura as much as you do.
- Laura Petrie: Uh, Rob...?
- Laura Petrie: Rob, I know you'll do the right thing, but... whatever it is, don't get caught, please.
- Buddy Sorrell: Sounds like a fun honeymoon to me.
- Sally Rogers: Walking around with women's clothes on and wearing fake eyelashes sounds like a fun honeymoon to you?
- Buddy Sorrell: My wife did it on our honeymoon and I loved it.
- Buddy Sorrell: What? Do you LIKE to hear about rotten honeymoons?
- Sally Rogers: Well, sure. Since I may never get to go on one, I'd like to think I'm not missing anything.
- Rob Petrie: [Rob can't remove his false eyelashes] Oh boy, I must look like some kind of a nut.
- Laura Petrie: No you don't, Darling. You look kind of cute. You know who you look like?
- Rob Petrie: Don't tell me.
- Laura Petrie: Bambi.