The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Hustling the Hustler (1962)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
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Quotes
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Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Are all you Sorrells as funny as Buddy?
Blackie Sorrell : No, uh... My mother was very strict. She said you can't all be funny. One of you has to be handsome. Well...
[strikes a pose and smiles]
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : You made a wise choice.
Blackie Sorrell : Actually we're all handsome in my family, but Buddy just hides it better than I do.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : I see.
Blackie Sorrell : We're all salesmen, too. Buddy sells jokes and I sell real estate.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Hey, you ought to go into business together and sell funny real estate.
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Blackie Sorrell : Are you, uh, really as good as she says you are?
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : I'll let my pool cue speak for me. This way, pigeon.
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Blackie Sorrell : Cute wife you have, Rob.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : No, she's isn't. She just puts that on for company.