The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
I Do Not Choose to Run (1966)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
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Quotes
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Rob Petrie : Boy, I knew it was going to be a rotten day when I cut my toe shaving this morning!
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Buddy Sorrell : Rob, you want my advice?
Rob Petrie : No.
Buddy Sorrell : Good decision. Now while you're in the mood, make another one.
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Laura Petrie : Well, Mr. Howard, we shop at your... no, we, uh, bank at you bank.
Rob Petrie : Oh, incidentally, how do you like the way we decorated your mortgage?
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Rob Petrie : Me? I don't know. I'm not a politician.
John Gerber : Well, we don't want a politician. What we want is a bright, able, personable young man.
Rob Petrie : Well, that's what I said, "Why me?"
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[Rob enjoys the idea of being called Councilman Petrie]
Laura Petrie : Hey, if you're city councilman, what'll they call me?
Rob Petrie : Probably Laura.
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Laura Petrie : Oh, Rob!
Rob Petrie : You can say THAT again.
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Sally Rogers : Hey, Rob, look, if you're lookin' for a good excuse for not running...
Rob Petrie : I'm not looking for an excuse.
Sally Rogers : ...I've got it.
Buddy Sorrell : Well, come on, what is it?
Sally Rogers : Tell 'em you're gettin' married.
Rob Petrie : I'm already married.
Sally Rogers : Right! Nobody likes a scandal.