The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Jealousy! (1961)

Richard Deacon: Mel Cooley

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Quotes 

• Melvin (Mel) Cooley : Believe me, Rob, as the producer, I'm sorry.

  Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : We believe you, Curly. You're a sorry producer.

• Melvin (Mel) Cooley : It was the sketch. I knew Alan wouldn't like it. And when it comes to comedy, I have an unerring instinct.

  Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : That's right, you got the instinct of a herring.

• Melvin (Mel) Cooley : Miss Blake, our audience doesn't care how sleepy we get. We must give unstintingly of our strength and talent. Our work must come first. We must never allow our personal pleasures to interfere with our work. Now, if you'll excuse me, my wife and I have tickets for the theater tonight.

  [leaves] 

  Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell : Goodbye, "We"!