The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

My Husband Is the Best One (1964)

Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie

Quotes 

• Laura Petrie : Behind every great man...

  Rob Petrie : ...is a woman with a big mouth.

• Laura Petrie : Oh, ROB! Are you saying it's MY fault?

• Rob Petrie : [explaining why he didn't try harder to keep Laura quiet]  Because even though I was embarrassed by everything you said, I sat there and I enjoyed every minute of it! I guess, deep down in my subconscious, I was in complete agreement with you, that's why!

  Laura Petrie : Then why are you shouting at me?

  Rob Petrie : I'm shouting at ME. You're just in the way.

• [Newstime Magazine mentions Rob's name eleven times but Alan Brady's only seven] 

  Laura Petrie : Do you mean to tell me that he is so small and petty that he counted how many times his name was mentioned?

  Rob Petrie : The bigger they are, the harder they count.

• Diane Moseby : Oh, but does Alan Brady contribute anything to the script?

  Rob Petrie : Oh, my, yes. He's VERY creative. One of the biggest contributors.

  Laura Petrie : Yeah, he signs Rob's checks every week.