The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
My Husband Is the Best One (1964)
Carl Reiner: Alan Brady
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Quotes
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Alan Brady : [having chewed out Rob in a rage] Now GET OUT OF HERE!
Rob Petrie : [submissively] How far out? Just...
Alan Brady : Well, from now, I'd go into your office until I tell you w-whether my "satirical sword" needs any sharpening! And next time you talk to a reporter, will you try to work my name in, even if you have to force it into the conversation! And tell your wife to eat at home next time, will ya?
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Alan Brady : You know how many times your name was mentioned in MY article?
Rob Petrie : Ub... Ub...
Alan Brady : Eleven! You know how many times My name was mentioned in my article?
Rob Petrie : Ub...
[Alan holds up seven fingers]
Rob Petrie : Seven...
Alan Brady : Seven!
Rob Petrie : Heh heh, 7 - 11, that's lucky...
Alan Brady : Not for you!
