The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Pink Pills and Purple Parents (1964)

Isabel Randolph: Clara Petrie

Quotes 

• Sam Petrie : So this is Laura. We finally get to meet her. I just couldn't wait to meet you.

  Clara Petrie : Well, of course, we thought we would meet you at the wedding, but, uh, none of the parents were invited, were they?

  Rob Petrie : Don't... don't start that.

  Clara Petrie : I'm-I'm sorry. It's not the first wedding or the last wedding that I won't be invited to.

• [Laura says she felt a little dizzy] 

  Clara Petrie : Dizzy? Laura, you're not...

  Rob Petrie : Oh, well, no, Mom. Honey, you're, uh... you're not, are you?

  Laura Petrie : No, I'm not!

  Rob Petrie : She's not.

  Sam Petrie : Not what?

  Clara Petrie : Oh, Sam. Grow up.

  Sam Petrie : Oh, THAT'S what she's not.