The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

The Brave and the Backache (1964)

Ann Morgan Guilbert: Millie Helper

Quotes 

• Millie Helper : Rob, you found out something! What did you find out? No. No. Never mind. You're right. It's none of my business. Laura, you call me later and tell me what he found out.

  [exits] 

• Millie Helper : Yeah, well, Lake, uh, Sissy Manoonoo's gonna have to wait. I'd offer the cottage to you and Rob, but...

  Laura Petrie : Yeah, why don't you?

  Millie Helper : 'cause I know what Rob will say.

  Laura Petrie : What do you mean?

  Millie Helper : Well, we've offered the place to you three different times and Rob just doesn't seem to want to go.

  Laura Petrie : That's not so.

  Millie Helper : It is. Every time we ask him to go up there he gets sick so he can't go.

  Laura Petrie : Gee, I never noticed that.