The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Curse of the Petrie People (1966)
Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie
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Quotes
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Sam Petrie : [explaining the brooch's curse] Well, you see that empty setting there in Pittsburgh? That was Uncle Jonah.
Laura Petrie : Was?
Sam Petrie : Yeah. The stone dropped out, Uncle Jonah dropped dead. Pow.
Rob Petrie : Well, Uncle Jonah was an old man. He was, what, eighty-seven.
Sam Petrie : But he DIED, and that's the important thing.
Clara Petrie : But, Sam, it was six months later.
Sam Petrie : There's nothing more horrible than a slow, LINGERING death.
Clara Petrie : Sam Petrie, one more word out of you and I'm leaving.
Sam Petrie : Threaten me again, Clara, I'll knock my OWN stone out.
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Laura Petrie : Oh, Rob.
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Laura Petrie : Do you think you can fix it?
Mr. Mark : If I can't fix it, nobody can.
Laura Petrie : Then you can fix it?
Mr. Mark : Nobody can.
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Mr. Mark : Where is that state that sticks out? Florida.
Laura Petrie : Oh, well that went down the drain.
Mr. Mark : You wouldn't settle for Czechoslovakia, would you?
Laura Petrie : No, I'm, I'm afraid not.
Mr. Mark : A cockeyed Poland?
Laura Petrie : No, no, it's the United States or nothing.
Mr. Mark : You got it. Nothing.
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Laura Petrie : Can you have it by Saturday?
Mr. Mark : Saturday? Impossible. Absolutely impossible.
Millie Helper : Well, we'll just have to try another jeweler.
Mr. Mark : Nothing is that impossible. You'll have it Saturday.
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Rob Petrie : I'll bet you never thought the family heirloom was a map of the United States.
Laura Petrie : No. I really don't know whether to wear it or keep it in the glove compartment.