The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Curse of the Petrie People (1966)
Leon Belasco: Mr. Mark
Quotes
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Laura Petrie : Do you think you can fix it?
Mr. Mark : If I can't fix it, nobody can.
Laura Petrie : Then you can fix it?
Mr. Mark : Nobody can.
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Mr. Mark : Where is that state that sticks out? Florida.
Laura Petrie : Oh, well that went down the drain.
Mr. Mark : You wouldn't settle for Czechoslovakia, would you?
Laura Petrie : No, I'm, I'm afraid not.
Mr. Mark : A cockeyed Poland?
Laura Petrie : No, no, it's the United States or nothing.
Mr. Mark : You got it. Nothing.
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Laura Petrie : Can you have it by Saturday?
Mr. Mark : Saturday? Impossible. Absolutely impossible.
Millie Helper : Well, we'll just have to try another jeweler.
Mr. Mark : Nothing is that impossible. You'll have it Saturday.