The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer (1964)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
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Quotes
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Laura Petrie : You know what I think he's looking for?
Rob Petrie : What's that?
Laura Petrie : A wife.
Rob Petrie : Yeah? Whose?
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Arthur Stanwyck : Did I say something to shock you?
Laura Petrie : Uh, no, why?
Arthur Stanwyck : Uh... you're... wiping the tray with the cake.
Rob Petrie : [laughing nervously] It's a... sponge cake.
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Rob Petrie : Arthur, would you like a... glass of, uh, wine?
Arthur Stanwyck : Thank you. Thank you, Rob. I'd love one.
Rob Petrie : How 'bout you, Donna?
Donna Palmer : Oh, me too.
Rob Petrie : Okay.
Laura Petrie : [fawning] Ohh, well...
Rob Petrie : Oh, well what?
Laura Petrie : [fawning] They both love wine. Isn't that COMPATIBLE?
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Donna Palmer : You... you like foreign films?
Arthur Stanwyck : I love 'em.
Donna Palmer : Don't you just hate subtitles?
Arthur Stanwyck : Oh, I despise 'em. They... they make me nauseous.
Donna Palmer : Oh, me too.
Rob Petrie : [mocking Laura's fawning] Aw, they both get nauseous.
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Rob Petrie : But this guy, he's a golf-playin' lawyer who dances with a mustache.
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Rob Petrie : D'you ever hear of anybody fallin' in love on second sight?
Laura Petrie : Oh, now that's just ridiculous.
Rob Petrie : Did you ever hear of anybody say "second come, first served?"