The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

The Man from My Uncle (1966)

Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie

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• Rob Petrie : When is the last time you were asked to be a responsible adult citizen?

  Laura Petrie : Well, you're talking like a responsible adult citizen, but I have a feeling that inside there's a little boy jumping up and down saying "Oh, goodie, goodie, goodie, cops and robbers."

  Rob Petrie : That is ridiculous.

  Laura Petrie : Is it? How many grown men still have their Captain Midnight decoder rings?

• Rob Petrie : There's a G-man in the living room.

  Laura Petrie : And there's a nut in the kitchen.

• Rob Petrie : What good is it to have a government agent in your house who just sits around and eats bananas?

• Harry Bond : I'll be right with you so there won't be any trouble.

  Rob Petrie : Okay. What-what's the gun for?

  Harry Bond : So there won't be any trouble.

• Rob Petrie : [playing with the walkie-talkie]  Hello Thrush, this is agent Triple O Nine. If you do not release our agents immediately we will activate our atomic deactivator and we'll blow up your tonsils. Do you read me there, Thrush?

  Harry Bond : This is Thrush.

  Rob Petrie : [embarrassed]  Hi, Thrush.

  Harry Bond : We read you and we'll release all your agents if you just stop playing with our equipment.