"The Dick Van Dyke Show" The Redcoats Are Coming (TV Episode 1965) - Mary Tyler Moore as Laura Petrie

Laura Petrie : Rob, I want to tell you something, and you're probably going to say it's childish and immature and female, but, Rob, I'm just dying to tell somebody they're here.

Rob Petrie : Uh-huh. That's childish AND immature.

Laura Petrie : Yeah, yeah...

Rob Petrie : But it's not female. I feel exactly the same way. Like if I could just tell Jerry. Anybody!

Laura Petrie : Oh, Rob, I'd just like to tell EVERYBODY.

Rob Petrie : That's female.
Laura Petrie : Gee, I don't now how I'm gonna handle Millie though. She's just gonna hate me for not telling her.

Rob Petrie : Well, you can blame me, honey. Tell her I threatened you or something.

Laura Petrie : No. She knows that doesn't stop me.
Rob Petrie : It's, uh... , one o'clock.

Laura Petrie : No it isn't. It's eleven.

Rob Petrie : I know, but just SAY it's one o'clock. We've been standing here arguing for two solid hours now, and I've... say you... I've finally given in.

Laura Petrie : Oh, good, darling That's the kind of argument I like.

Rob Petrie : [as Laura rushes to the telephone] What are you gonna do?

Laura Petrie : I'm going to call Millie and tell her to hold tomorrow morning open.

Rob Petrie : [leading her away to bed] Come on.

Laura Petrie : Why?

Rob Petrie : You can't call her now. It's one o'clock in the morning.

Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie