The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Sound of the Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears... (1963)
Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie
Quotes
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Laura Petrie : I don't know what to fix for dinner. What do you feel like?
Rob Petrie : Chicken.
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Laura Petrie : Well, I'm just glad this whole thing is over.
Rob Petrie : Well, I am too, but... I don't know. In a way, I wish I could have been a little more helpful to 'em.
Laura Petrie : Well, I am delighted that you weren't.
Rob Petrie : Honey, that is not a very good attitude to have.
Laura Petrie : Rob, you did much more than most people would.
Rob Petrie : Wha... No, I did not. Some people have good memories. They remember little details. I... I didn't even get the license plate off their Edsel.
Rob Petrie : [realizing he DOES know something useful] They had an Edsel.
Laura Petrie : [worried] You saw them drive an Edsel?
Rob Petrie : A red Edsel.
Laura Petrie : I think you're back in jeopardy.
Rob Petrie : How could I forget a fire engine red Edsel? Uh, Honey, there's only one thing to do.
Laura Petrie : [as Rob moves to the telephone] Oh, Rob, don't!
Rob Petrie : Honey, I have GOT to. I can't withhold information like that.
Laura Petrie : What? Y... yes, you can!
Rob Petrie : Honey...
Laura Petrie : Darling, let's analyze this.
Rob Petrie : Analyze what?
Laura Petrie : What do you actually remember? A red Edsel. There must be thousands of red Edsels running around... SOMEWHERE.
Rob Petrie : There may be, but I'll bet there's only one red Edsel running around with bumper stickers that say "I Like Ike" and "Visit Carlsbad Caverns."
Laura Petrie : Oh... Will you stop remembering?
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Rob Petrie : Honey, you don't have to go down there with me.
Laura Petrie : I know.
Rob Petrie : Well, nothin's gonna happen.
Laura Petrie : I know that, too. I just want to be there when it doesn't.