The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

The Third One from the Left (1964)

Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell

Quotes 

• Rob Petrie : Well, there's nothing more for us to do around here. I guess we may go home to our loved ones.

  Buddy Sorrell : Not me. I'm goin' home to my wife.

• Sally Rogers : Oh, hi, Rob. Your name just came up.

  Buddy Sorrell : Yeah, I think your number's up, too. Mrs. Petrie Jr. was just in here looking for ya.

• Mel Cooley : One of my duties on this show is the sifting of talent.

  Buddy Sorrell : Yeah, well, don't forget your pail and shovel.

• Rob Petrie : You know what Laura said to me last night?

  Buddy Sorrell : Get out of the house.

  Sally Rogers : She said Joanie is in love with you.

  Rob Petrie : Hehe-heh, she said Joanie is in love... How did YOU know?

  Sally Rogers : Figures. The kid's eighteen, you're an older man, you showed an interest in her...

  Rob Petrie : I did not. I just suggested her for a part.

  Sally Rogers : Rob, to a moony teenager, that's like a proposal of marriage.