The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice (1963)
Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell
Quotes
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Sally Rogers : Hey, Rob, look, if you're not gonna tell us what you're gonna do tomorrow, tell us anything, even if ya have to lie.
Rob Petrie : All right. I'll tell you the truth, but I just hope both of you aren't hurt because you weren't invited.
Buddy Sorrell : What? Where?
Sally Rogers : Invited to what?
Rob Petrie : Well, tomorrow morning, Laura and I are gonna get all dressed up, and we're going to drive up to... uh, the Bronx Zoo.
Buddy Sorrell : The Bronx Zoo?
Rob Petrie : Yeah, they've... they've got a 40-foot boa constrictor wrapped around a telephone pole, and some of the more prominent citizens have been invited to the unwinding.
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Mel Cooley : Rob, may I disturb you for a minute?
Buddy Sorrell : A minute with you disturbs me for a month.
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Mel Cooley : Now, Sally, you know Alan insists that the heads of his creative staff be at all those meetings.
Buddy Sorrell : How come he lets YOU in? Your head isn't creative enough to grow hair.
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Mel Cooley : Uh, if you want me, you'll know where to find me.
Buddy Sorrell : Oh, are you going back under that rock?