The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice (1963)

Russell Collins: Judge Krata

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• Rob Petrie : You ready, Laura?

  Laura Petrie : [pointedly]  Well, we did drive all the way up. And you ARE missing a morning's work.

  Judge Krata : A morning's work?

  Laura Petrie : Oh, yes. Uh, my husband's a very important man, very busy at the office. Can't do with out him. I'm very grateful he's giving me THIS much time.

  Judge Krata : Are you sure you don't wanna think this over and come back another time?

  Rob Petrie : [pointedly]  Oh, no, no. We've GOT to go through with it. She promised to many of our neighbors we were getting married today.

  Laura Petrie : [through clenched teeth]  I didn't tell.

  Rob Petrie : [through clenched teeth]  Don't hand me that.

• Judge Krata : What I have to say won't take long.

  Dodo Parker : [at 64 years old]  I don't like to butt in, but I would listen to the judge. He's a very wise man.

  Donald Parker : [at 79 years old]  He straightened ME out.