The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
You Ought to Be in Pictures (1966)
Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie
Quotes
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Rob Petrie : Well, Mr. Merkle and I had little difference of opinion.
Laura Petrie : About what?
Rob Petrie : Well, I wanted to play the part MY way and he kept insisting I do it RIGHT.
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Rob Petrie : I offered to do a little punching up of the script.
Laura Petrie : Are you gonna be paid?
Rob Petrie : No.
Laura Petrie : Well, then the whole thing is more like a glorified home movie, huh?
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Laura Petrie : Ah, Rob, I just think you ought to find out a little more about it before you commit yourself.
Rob Petrie : Well, I know everything.
Laura Petrie : When do you start?
Rob Petrie : Oh, I don't know.
Laura Petrie : You have to join a union?
Rob Petrie : G... I don't know.
Laura Petrie : How long is it gonna take?
Rob Petrie : Well, I... I don't know. I better find out more about this.
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Laura Petrie : You have something terrible to tell me, don't you?
Rob Petrie : No.
Laura Petrie : Yeah, I think you do.
Rob Petrie : Honey, that's a picture of the camera.
Laura Petrie : The what?
Rob Petrie : The... that's the... the... girl who's gonna play Rita Rivera.
Laura Petrie : And instead of the lens, you're gonna be kissing HER?
Rob Petrie : May I?
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Rob Petrie : Honey, the reason I brought this home was to discover just how upset you'd be if I made love to her. Obv... you know... within the confines of my movie career.
Laura Petrie : Well, how upset do you THINK I should be... within the confines of your movie career?
Rob Petrie : Well, I'd... based on what you know about me, I'd say not at all; but, uh, based on what you've seen of her, I-I'd... quite a bit.