Diff'rent Strokes (TV Series)

A Haunting We Will Go (1984)

Gary Coleman: Arnold Jackson

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• Clarence Maxwell : [offscreen]  You're all doomed!

  Sam McKinney : Arnold, are you a ventriloquist?

  Arnold Jackson : No.

  Sam McKinney : Then I hope he's talking about you!

  Clarence Maxwell : I am!

• C.W. : Rumor has it that the old man's ghost still walks the old house.

  Arnold Jackson : Oh come on, Mr. Owens, there're no such things as ghosts.

  C.W. : Right, no ghosts, that's what I thought, until that night, when these eyes saw something, and they haven't been the same since! Well, it was one stormy night, I was walking my dog, Rotunda, by the old Markwell place, he saw something down by the cellar and he chased it. Well, we glanced in, worst thing I ever did, I came face to face with the ghost of Clarence MARKWELL!

• Arnold Jackson : [hears creaking]  Don't worry, it's just the house settling.

  Sam McKinney : I hope it settles for a turkey leg instead of a redhead.

• Arnold Jackson : [after a green ghost explodes on them]  Ugh, I've been slimed!

• Clarence Maxwell : Ouch!

  Arnold Jackson : Ouch? Ghosts don't go ouch!

  Clarence Maxwell : No but people do!

• Arnold Jackson : How do you make friends with a ghost? Introduce him to a sheet?

• Sam McKinney : Arnold, the turkey leg's gone!

  Arnold Jackson : Dad! Maggie! Oh how come there's never a parent around when you need one?

• Maggie McKinney : I've heard about your wonderful inventions, Mr. Markwell, it's really a pleasure to meet you. And all these years everyone thought you were gone.

  Arnold Jackson : Why did you pretend you were dead?

  Clarence Maxwell : I wanted to help people, instead it just seemed that everything I made ended up being used for war, and not helping mankind at all.

• Philip Drummond : I want you to stay away from the Markwell house. Do you hear me?

  Arnold Jackson : Yeah, Dad!