- Edward R. Hero: [chief elder] I decree that henceforth, this child shall be called... Uh...
- Baby Sinclair: I'm the Baby, gotta love me.
- Edward R. Hero: Baby. Baby Sinciar. Yes. It sorta fits.
- Fran Sinclair: Baby? Oh what a beautiful name.
- Earl Sinclair: Baby? I could've done this job!
- Edward R. Hero: Well dress me up and call me Sally. I'm the new elder. Hmm, maybe the system does work after all.
- Assistant: A little girl is trapped down a well. She needs your words of encouragement.
- Earl: [into the phone] You're trapped down a well? That's terrible.
- B.P. Richfield: The next one of you to say something asinine has to run against me.
- Earl: How asinine does it have to be, my captain?
- B.P. Richfield: Congratulations, Sinclair, you're nominated.
- Edward R. Hero: What an appalling display. The voters of our nation must choose between a monstrous, bloodthirsty psychopath
- [Mr. Richfield]
- Edward R. Hero: and a self-confessed brain-dead ignoramus
- [Earl]
- Edward R. Hero: . Be sure you vote tomorrow.
- Earl: What's all this fuzzy stuff? This must be a dream.
- [a floating cake appears]
- Earl: Ooh, this is the cake dream.
- [Doorbell rings]
- Earl: That'll be the centerfold girls.
- [Fran is at the door]
- Earl: Fran, you're not supposed to be here.
- Fran: The centerfold girls aren't coming.
- Earl: But this is my cake dream.
- Fran: Your conscience is intruding, Earl, you know you don't deserve the cake dream.
- Edward R. Hero: What an appalling display. The voters of our nation must choose between a monstrous, bloodthirsty psychopath...
- [Mr. Richfield]
- Edward R. Hero: And a self-confessed brain-dead.
- [Earl]
- Edward R. Hero: Be sure you vote tomorrow.