Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (TV Series)

Everybody's Got a Tushy (1995)

Jonathan Katz: Dr. Katz

Quotes 

• Dr. Katz : Well what is your theory about women, Larry?

  Larry : Um, no matter what we do, no matter what we say, I have a feeling women always look at us thinking: "Idiot." "Yes, I'll have another glass of wine, you monkey. Maybe it'll help me listen to your STUPID stories. God. Who dressed you?" Am I close? I mean, it's sad, really, that, to women, we're like big dogs that talk.

  [his head briefly morphs into that of a dog's] 

  Larry : That's the beginning and the end of the deal right there.

  Dr. Katz : [also briefly has a dog's head]  I think that women have different perspectives about each other, and I think that's healthy. I think that's interesting.

  Larry : Women always think they know, by the way, which always astonishes me: Women will always say, "We look at guys sexually too!"

  Dr. Katz : Well they do. They do.

  Larry : Women have NO idea.

  Dr. Katz : Oh.

  Larry : They have no clue whatsoever. It's like the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it. If women had any idea, even for a second, of how we really looked at them, they would never stop slapping us.