- Captain Hero: Would you be more comfortable if I broke your arm in three places and wrapped it in 100 dollar bills?
- Wooldoor Sockbat: Are you threatening me - or bribing me?
- Captain Hero: What an insulting accusation! Take that back before I pull out your spleen and then drive you to the hospital in your... BRAND NEW CAR!
- Captain Hero: Don't make me kick your ass!
- Wooldoor Sockbat: Don't make me suck your dick!
- Captain Hero: Don't make me cuddle you like a baby!
- Wooldoor Sockbat: Don't make me suck your dick!