- Long John Silver the 23rd: I be Long John Silver the 23rd.
- Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: Long John Silver? What is that, some kind of copyright infringement?
- Long John Silver the 23rd: Yar, it be in the public domain; I had me lawyers check it.
- Long John Silver the 23rd: I'm Captain Long John Silver the 23rd. I'm a pirate, and I takes what I pleases.
- Woman #2: Wow, this is better that the show at Treasure Island.
- The Martian Commander: You couldn't lift it anyway. It's made from the dense material found inside a collapsed star.
- Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers: You mean like what's inside Liza Minnelli?