Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)

Clip Job (1995)

Gregg Berger: Cornfed Pig, Duckman as Neil Armstrong

Quotes 

• Cornfed Pig : Given that police organizations are woefully overburdened and that every minute counts in the first twenty-four hours of a victim's disappearance, I suggest we undertake our own demanding and difficult investigation, beginning with interviews of anyone who's spoken to or seen your father during the past two years, combined with a systematic survey of all emergency care facilities within a fifty-mile radius and a door-to-door canvassing of the city.

  Bernice : We have nachos.

  Cornfed Pig : It can wait.