Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)

Das Sub (1997)

Burt Reynolds: Judge Keaton

Quotes 

• Judge : You've shown galling contempt for me, for this court room, and most importantly, for the law, in front of some Malthus High honor students that I invited! What must they think of the law now? What lessons have they...

  Eric Duckman : Uh, judge, FYI, "Singled Out" starts in twenty minutes, and I'm way across town.

  Judge : That's it! I'm making an example of you! I hereby sentence you to 5,000 hours of community service at Malthus High School, starting today! We've adjourned. Bailiff! If he's not gone in fifteen seconds, kill him!