I, Duckman
- Episode aired Mar 5, 1994
- TV-PG
Duckman tries to figure out who is trying to kill him.Duckman tries to figure out who is trying to kill him.Duckman tries to figure out who is trying to kill him.
Cornfed Pig: It's the dream again, Duckman. You're letting it win. I know. I used to have a recurring dream. I'd dream I fell and hit my head on a fishbowl. Hurt myself just bad enough to work graveyard shift at a convenience store. A group of Hare Krishnas always came in at 4 AM and bought sixteen gallons of Mr. Slushie, and a package of banana flavored Ding Dongs. Then, the Swedish bikini team jumped out of a magazine and read Moby Dick to me inside a giant carton of cottage cheese. "Why?" I'd ask myself. What could it mean? Am I mad? Or is the world simply a mystery too complex to understand?