Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)

Love! Anger! Kvetching! (1997)

Gregg Berger: Cornfed Pig

Quotes 

• Cornfed : Reading the paper?

  Uncle Mo Dorkin : No, I'm landing the space shuttle, buckle up.

• Eric Duckman : I've got a chance to do something I haven't done since the seventh grade.

  Cornfed : Date fifth-grade girls?

• Eric Duckman : Ah, good morrow, gentle Vic. I think it was the poet Yeats who said, "morning has broken the first blackbird in the dead of night."

  Beverly : Talk about your blank verse.

  Cornfed : It's from "The Big Book of Psychotic Nonsense."

• Joe Walsh : Hey, man, Duckman, you gotta do something about your driveway. It's covered in grass.

  Cornfed : Uh, Joe. That's not a driveway. You parked on Ben Stein's lawn.

  Joe Walsh : Oh, that must've been the guy who was yelling "you're on my lawn, you're on my lawn." I thought he wanted me to play "All Night Long."