Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)

Love! Anger! Kvetching! (1997)

Joe Walsh: Joe Walsh

Quotes 

• Joe Walsh : [singing to the tune of "Life's Been Good"]  # My name is Moe and I was an old man/It took me hours to go to the can/Time made me deaf, made it harder to see/Enlarged my prostate so I couldn't pee/I was a mean and vindictive old guy/Nobody liked me, not hard to see why/But Heaven can take me, it really still can/if all of you girls will sleep with Duckman/ Lucky I'm dead after all I've been through/Everybody say oy-vey. #

  All : Oy vey.

  Joe Walsh : # I can't complain but sometimes I still do/Life was good to me 'til now. '

• Joe Walsh : Hey, man, Duckman, you gotta do something about your driveway. It's covered in grass.

  Cornfed : Uh, Joe. That's not a driveway. You parked on Ben Stein's lawn.

  Joe Walsh : Oh, that must've been the guy who was yelling "you're on my lawn, you're on my lawn." I thought he wanted me to play "All Night Long."