Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)

They Craved Duckman's Brain! (1996)

Elizabeth Daily: Mambo

Quotes 

• Dr. Craig Ehrlich : A wise man once said: "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."

  Eric Duckman : Hey, that "wise man" was Mr. Spock, and the only reason he felt that way is because he knew they'd send his body to the Genesis Planet so he could come back to life.

  Cornfed Pig : Actually, he thought they were gonna bring him to Vulcan to be reborn.

  Charles : Yeah, the Genesis Planet was just a happy accident.

  Bernice : Y'know, all Picard has to do is to send Kirk's body to the Genesis Planet, then he could come back to life.

  Ajax : But the Nexus destroyed Kirk's body.

  Mambo : Hey, what if they did that "slingshot around the sun" thing, went back in time a couple days, and beamed Kirk and Picard some big guns to kill Malcolm McDowell with?

  Bernice : Oh he was so good in "Time After Time".

  Cornfed Pig : What about "Clockwork Orange"?

  Ajax : That was awesome.

  Dr. Craig Ehrlich : Shut up, shut up, shut up!